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Having a facebook doesn't mean you understand technology.

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  1. James Newbert says:

    Woo. First comment!!

    dont add family to facebook……

  2. kai says:

    Oh come on, no one wants their mother harassing them on facebook. And especially when the mom is technologically retarded. I sympathize with Laura

    • t-rex says:

      Yes, but see, there’s this thing called class. A classy woman doesn’t yell at her mom on FB. I swear, if I’m a parent and my kid tries doing that to me, I’ll just keep writing on it until they get off of it. Then, I’ll throw their computer out the window. Then, I’ll take away their cellphone, so that they can learn, that if they aren’t going to be polite online, then they can’t be on it. :D

  3. Psilence says:

    But that’s not even embarrassing, really. Most mothers ARE retarded with computers. Now, if she were putting up your naked butt bathtub pictures, that would be a different story. My mom is on Facebook, and I really don’t mind. Then again, I’m also past the age where I have to wait for a bus.

  4. Ashley says:

    Can no one tell this is not the Facebook font?
    A lot of these are created. Lame.

  5. Jude says:

    Sounds like bad writing for a failed sitcom. Stereotypes. Power struggles galore. We are all more than that.

  6. person1 says:

    Obviously faked. All facebook uploads from a mobile have a little mobile symbol or clearly say “uploaded via facebook for iphone” (as an example)

    This site is starting to lose its appeal with the amount of fake uploads…

    • Erick says:

      You realize that there are posts here from a couple years ago when you would post from your phone and it would be just like normal right?
      If you don’t like it… Simple, leave…

    • t-rex says:

      No, not true. You don’t get the mobile sign if you upload from a g1, or any other phone with a full web browser. Even with IPODs you have to go through the special site to get the phone symbol.

    • Aria RavenMoon says:

      My cell phone pretty much decides when it wants to say if it’s from a mobile phone or not. There are times where I post from my cell phone and it doesn’t say from mobile web or anything, and there are times it does. Kinda confusing to me sometimes lol

  7. AZack says:

    The stripper really thinks you guys are interesting. No, really!

  8. Umph says:

    LOL!

    And can you all lighten up and get a damn sense of humor? God.

  9. qzie says:

    Do not care if it’s fake. It’s hilarious.

  10. t-rex says:

    I agree.

  11. ExxonValdez says:

    Fake. you can tell from the Fonts.

    • Derek says:

      Heads up bro, you can change browser font, and that’s also the default font on a lot of Linux Distributions, not that I expect you to know what that is.

  12. TheyCallMeTomu says:

    Yeah, I suppose that is a little harsh. And she keeps responding to her moms comments on the wall while asking her not to post on it? Pfft.

  13. Akez says:

    if i was her father, she wouldnt have phone anymore to wait for bus on facebook…

    Nerd. ^^

  14. you all suck says:

    heather really should know I mean mobile internet has existed for awhile now

    and you all suck as parents if my parents were like you they would get stabbed in the eye with a fork seriously touch my computer you die

  15. smd says:

    I roar at how she is obviously using her phone to talk to her mom during school hours

  16. Erin says:

    I don’t appreciate Laura either. If I met her, she’ll have to hear me lecture for hours about the definition of respect. Mwahahaha…

  17. tori says:

    this is not a true post. if it was there would have been a “updated via facebook mobile” link under the status. so get a life. :)

  18. Emma says:

    …A bit extreme, ay?

  19. Alyss says:

    Wow that daughter is a betch. :P Why add your mom on FB if you are just gonna tell her not to post? Seriously.

  20. Dominique says:

    good grief lol everyone needs to calm down haha i think its funny

  21. Jaymie says:

    i agree. i’m a teenage girl myself but i feel so bad for her mom. :( the way she just says “sorry” breaks my heart. anyone who just thinks it’s funny obviously doesn’t understand how much this mother loves her daughter and how hurt she probably was. =[
    i was pretty awful to my mom a few years ago. once i hit 17, i started realizing that i was hurting her. i hope this girl feels bad one of these days. i have 19, 20 year old friends who are still like this to their moms…

  22. craftyman says:

    After I read this my first thought was “aww.. that’s sad..” I love it when my family leaves me messages and comments.. she needs to grow up


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