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Don’t laugh, she’s won the Irish lottery TWICE!


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  1. Facebook User says:

    what’s the irish lottery got to do with this? IDK myself…

  2. alison says:

    BAHAHAHAHAHA

  3. $nbsp; says:

    but
    Who’s on first?

  4. Rinuv says:

    This reminds me of the time I asked somebody what ‘STFU’ means.
    You can imagine how that went.

  5. Stein says:

    There were some scam emails going around like the Nigerian insurance scam, but using the Irish Lottery, which does exist.

  6. Anon. says:

    I’ve seen this tons of times before… fail.

  7. topher says:

    This must’ve been planned, because this is word for word one of those viral pictures that everyone has seen once or twice around the web.

  8. ahahahaahah thats great!

  9. Actually, the Irish Lottery DOES exist. 3 draws on Tuesdays and Saturdays and a single draw on Mondays. You can win up to £1 million if you match all 6 numbers. It’s exactly like the National Lottery slips except you place your bet at a bookmakers instead of a newsagents. There’s also the Irish National Lottery which (I’m assuming) is something like the National Lottery.

    …Geez. I’ve been at my job too long. I sound like an ad even when I’m not being paid!!

  10. Joe says:

    Actually Jessica, as I’m sure you’re aware you can’t win £1 million… but I’m sure you can win €1 million if you want to try… lol

  11. CC says:

    I once asked a classmate of mine if he could tell me “no” in Spanish. Of course, he answered with “no”…

  12. Sinead says:

    You’re all obv not irish ffs.. we have a lottery it’s like 5 million every week or whatnot and most irish people have black/brown hair. some blonde and some red… d same as everywhere else.. and for ur information im tanned, and alot of people are.. god i hate americans..

    • Angel. Replier to the ones who are racist yet complain about racism.... says:

      I take offence to that. It’s not like we’re the only country on this planet who have retards/racists.

    • David says:

      To be fair there’s ignorant racist Irish too they’re called Sinn Fein(ZING).

      • Sor says:

        what has sinn fein got to do with racist Irish people?Maybe your thinking of the IRA, but sinn fein is a well respected political party here in Ireland. I guess your zing is somewhat wrong, no?

        • Some Irish Guy says:

          Um, I think the IRA are more prejudiced against the English, unless I’m very much mistaken, what with the 600 years of the Commonwealth making us their b*tches.

  13. Frozen says:

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    LOL

  14. STFU, IDK! says:

    “WTF is a palindrome?”
    “NO IT”S NOT!”

    and yes, Lottery is basically poor men’s tax. there’s no point in denying, generally: poorer people are less educated, poorer people bet on lotteries more, poorer people pay less tax, but are less well off betting on lotteries (net outflow of $$$ to the government i.e. TAX)


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