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  1. Levy says:

    Facebook: The reason why it was first made for college students only.

    • Erin says:

      Agreed. I had some reservations about it expanding to high school students, but I hardly even visit the site now that it’s gone public.

      • vanilla says:

        Actually now there are even middle schoolers and grade schoolers on facebook too.

      • Ginger says:

        Oh yeah no completely, I hate public things, the minute other people like it I don’t because I’m an individual. I love it when I am the only one who knows what I’m talking about, just so I seem, smart…like I know about something no one else does so it must be epic. Personally, I believe our youth is becoming increasingly dim-witted, if you will, and they don’t deserve an amazing website like Facebook. I mean I was never a high school student so it’s obvious I know what I’m talking about.

        • Necronomic Forecast says:

          Ginger wins!

          • gigi says:

            actually… there are privacy settings that allow you to limit who sees your status… idk if she did that but it can be done… just set that everyone can see it BUT taylor.. and ta-da! Ive used those settings and they work

        • Alyssa says:

          Hey, Ginger, I’m a 9th grader, I hated facebook the day I got it. And, I, and most of my friends, are smarter than some college students, age isn’t always equivilent to maturity. And for you being an “individual” like most “non-conformists” state, it’s really just making you conform with other “non-conformists” thus making you all not non-conformists nor individuals.

          • Chuck says:

            Seriously? You said that you were smarter than most college students, and misspelled “equivalent” in the same sentence. Fail, Alyssa. Fail.

          • Richie says:

            Damn, you might be a 9th grader and all, and smarter than college students, but you really need to learn a lesson in spotting sarcasm.

          • PopeJewish says:

            hehe, you might be “smarter than some college students” but you obviously need to learn a thing or two about sarcasm ;)

          • Derek says:

            Nice double negative. If you’re going to post a witty retort on the internet make sure you check your grammar. Also using words like, “thus,” and, “equivalent,” doesn’t make you smart it just makes you a jackass

            • David says:

              Derek reveals himself as a wit-conscious “grammar-checker”, a breed that is notoriously lousy in the sack.

          • Doyounotunderstandanything? says:

            Are you an imbecile, Alyssa? It sure looks like it. That post was obviously being facetious for the sake of mocking the people claiming that you shouldn’t be on facebook. It was arguing the same point as you in a different manner, but you’re just an idiot and don’t understand subtlety. The worst part is that it wasn’t even that subtle; it was actually more painfully obvious.

          • Rando says:

            Alyssa….Ginger was being sarcastic…..

          • Nice One says:

            Hey Alyssa, your more than equivalent intelligence doesn’t pick up on sarcasm does it? You are going to have so much fun when you get back your first college paper and your teacher calls you on your comma splicing. I remember when I was in high school and was smarter than everybody else too. Those were the days.

            • Jabroney says:

              lol at your “criticism” of intelligence – just an FYI:

              your – possessive, just like “my”
              you’re – short for “you are”

              Next time, trying replacing “your” with “my” as a test, and you’ll stop coming across as such a dumbass

              • ak says:

                uhm Jabroney… yeah they used it correctly, maybe you need to learn how to read. They said “your more than equivalent intelligence” and certainly did not mean to say “you’re more than equivalent intelligence”

          • syd says:

            Dude, I love being a not non-conformist.

            • syd says:

              And come to think, wasn’t ginger /actually/ being ironic?
              If the general population can finally understand the true meaning of ironic that is haha! I just had a hunch….

          • Surprise, you're an idiot says:

            Ginger was making an argument about how it’s ridiculous to want to exclude high school kids like you from Facebook, and you proved her wrong.

            Congratulations, idiot.

        • 'Nuff Said says:

          Ginger… no. Just… no. -_-#

          • Stomlin says:

            You guys claim to be “smarter than some college students” (that’s at you Alyssa) and yet you seem to be too ignorant to catch onto sarcasm…

            Sad. So sad.

        • Mark says:

          Ginger, good friend, I applaud thy sensibilities.

        • jeff says:

          yes ginger, you are very unique, just like everyone else. (pat on head)

        • boyd.skywalker says:

          If you choose to like the opposite of society, doesn’t that mean they are controlling you? good job at not conforming…

          • O, My, God... says:

            Have you ever heard of sarcasm? When someone says something ridiculous, think, “Is it sarcasm?” and THEN answer.

        • Me says:

          um… I’m pretty sure that was sarcasm

        • Lolover says:

          I agree with the third sentence afterwards, and give you 500 Internets for that section.

        • Cameron says:

          Hi
          I’m the Cameron that posted 4th comment on this post, and I have have to say that I don’t appreciate what you said about the youth in this country. I’m a sophomore in high school let me tell you I am NOT dim-witted and neither are any of my friends and the fact that you never were a high school student gives you no right to judge. Everyone deserves an amazing wesite like Facebook so you can just suck it.

          P.S. saying that your an individual, doesn’t make you an individual

          P.P.S.”I mean I was never a high school student so it’s obvious I know what I’m talking about.” This makes no sense.

  2. Mika says:

    Just because someone is high school aged or younger doesn’t make them an idiot. I know college grads dumb enough to pull the same stunt. Some people at any age just don’t stop to think.

  3. kai says:

    Does anyone else have trouble getting the whole picture up? This page is really slow..

  4. Ragnaar says:

    Would have been truly fail if there was a comment from Taylor herself… without it, it’s almost like a joke missing the punchline.

  5. Beth says:

    @kai…I sure do. :( Boo!

  6. RX says:

    Thank’s Jon!

  7. mathman72 says:

    It is entirely possible that Kassidy changed the privacy settings on this one posting so that everyone except Taylor could see it.

  8. Jessica says:

    Chances are she was just being an idiot but it’s also possible that she used the new facebook feature that allows you to block a specific person from seeing a particular status update.

  9. This Person says:

    Points go to Jon. *wonders if he has ever been on this site*

  10. You All Fail says:

    Uhm, you can set the security settings of any individual post to be visible by only a set group.

    So if this person was to, say, have made a list minus the person she is planning to invite, it’d look JUST … LIKE… THAT…

    L2Facebook before mocking people.

    • uhmm liiike says:

      like….OH…EM….GEE you are totally mocking everyone above you. so if were to, say, call you a pot, for instance, say, a pot calling the kettle black, would you uhm, understand it?

  11. Nicola says:

    ^ ‘Uhm’ to the douche above: read the comments before you post a snide little reply. Posts were in june… that feature has only been on facebook for virtually 1-2 months.
    Therefore at that time in June, their status would be visible to *all* their friends.

  12. Joe says:

    Think “Jon” realizes that the OP (in the screenshot) can tell who posted this by the “x” in the corner of his comment? In other words, Kassidy will know he called her an idiot.

  13. Jabby says:

    My sister’s friends totally planned a surprise party for her on Facebook – which actually WORKED because my sister doesn’t have a Facebook and apparently never will.

    So they were being super-clever, as opposed to the ingenious Kassidy.

  14. Jessy says:

    Dude. It’s Facebook. You either like it or you don’t. Now chill the fuck out before I unfriend all of you!

  15. Lo says:

    I would just like to say in response to Ginger that by saying “the minute other people like it I don’t because I’m an individual” you just joined the ranks of about 100,000 other people who like to think they are individuals. You are not an individual. You’re buying into a subculture that you think makes you superior (you said it yourself) to others. It’s a hard image to uphold and you try very hard to be different than others but really your trying to be the same as the gruop of people you think are cool.

    • I can't believe so many people are idiots. says:

      If you can’t tell, Ginger was being sarcastic. Get your facts straight before you criticize someone.

  16. The Man says:

    You are all Jew Bears.

  17. TheDarkLord7 says:

    Hi there. So I was wondering, this was posted 38 minutes before the pic was taken, but all the comments are from June, and that’s not possible? I’m pretty sure facebook doesn’t do that xD

    • hippogators and crocopotamuses says:

      DING DING DING! We have our winner!!! Congratulations, TheDarkLord7, you have won a BRAND NEW CAR!!!

      Sadly, you will be unable to receive it until the year 20,012.
  18. Mkkay says:

    Ginger was being deadass. No sarcasm intended with her. You can analyze her words all you want, but she was so deadass.

  19. GLaDOS says:

    Oh, good, I see your slow clap processor still works.


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