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  1. MostlyHarmless says:

    It’s good to know the Police are taking zombies seriously.

  2. Samuel L. Bronkowitz says:

    This is a win in my book.

  3. Satoshi says:

    This is totally a win.

  4. Nemo says:

    How on earth is that a fail? That’s quite possibly the biggest Police Win I’ve ever seen! Granted, the police in my town are largely frighteningly inept so I don’t have much experience of Police Wins. These are people who have managed to get into car accidents with each other through entirely their own incompetence.

    • jjmblue7 says:

      Yeah, MA cops have one thing going on: occaisional sense of humor. Other than that most towns and give money to police, so they can watch construction workers work while they drink coffee and ensure their fat guts block the view of the road to 495 or camp out for speeders to make ticket quota. Seems more money should be put elsewhere like, I don’t know, schools. (Though schools should spend responsibly on more teachers and educational tools rather than a new football field and gym when the old ones are perfectly functional.)

  5. Penquinn says:

    This is deffinetly a win! :D As win as a win can get.

  6. LetheaBu says:

    First it helped Iran, now this…Twitter is now our first line of defense in the event of a zombie apocalypse.

  7. Mich says:

    I thought this was supposed to be Facebook fails.

  8. Ames says:

    Thanks for defining pedant for us, Mich.

  9. Mel says:

    Seriously! This is a win! :D

  10. Suzanne says:

    Hey at least they have a sense of humor…the cops in my city are @ssholes :)

  11. Nicci says:

    That is made of WIN!

  12. Ben says:

    Gah. This rules.

  13. Phil says:

    Good thing the Boston PD has gained a sense of humor. They kinda demonstrated their lack of one with that whole bomb scare thing a couple years ago.

  14. Neph says:

    This is totally AWESOME!
    Definitely a win!

  15. David says:

    I’m sorry, but aren’t these the guys who thought that the mooninites were bombs?

  16. neoritter says:

    Oh God it’s started….!!!!

  17. robert ot says:

    nom nom nom “send more cops”

  18. Mrniitzka says:

    No one seems to mind the fact he could actually be a policeocifer who believes in zombies for real?


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