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Twenty Dollars Won’t Even Cover The Ambulance

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  1. Kirsty says:

    LOL! Thicko much?

  2. chatmort says:

    I don’t think it will be a great loss for humanity….

  3. Black Kristos says:

    Almost everything on this site is stolen from lamebook. Cheezburger fail.

  4. Mich says:

    I third that. Lamebook rip off. At least post original stuff. Isn’t there enough Facebook lameness out there for everyone to have something different?

  5. Nemo says:

    Oy…. And salmon is actually fairly low on the salmonella risk scale. Not to mention Salmonella is named after the man who discovered it, not the fish.

  6. Kaichou says:

    Natural selection at its best. Better for a moron to die than to reproduce baby morons.

  7. Isis says:

    LOL! I swear social networking sites like Facebook, Twitter, etc are making people dumber and dumber!

  8. PYLrulz says:

    20 bucks to help clense the gene pool. I consider it a good deal

  9. I’m surprised no ones said anything about E. Coli to him, I thought for sure someone would have said something to him about how both diseases could be deadly.

  10. I’m starting to think Shields is wayyyyyyy better than people were giving him credit for at WW.

  11. winsomebulldog says:

    His brilliance is stunning. So many idiots, so little time… LOL

  12. Epi says:

    Okay people @Lauren you can’t get e. coli from chicken (only beef). And @nemo you can’t get salmonella from salmon at ALL. Jesus.

  13. Wynona says:

    Hilarious!…stoners…

  14. Charles D. says:

    DARWIN AWARDS!

  15. …… yea. allright. he is safe.

  16. Johnjohn says:

    Related to Jessica Simpson, definitely.

  17. Kitty says:

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  18. Dragon! says:

    Which makes us wonder, what is he going to spend that 20 dollars on?

  19. Acavado says:

    This entire thing is full of fail.
    :D

  20. Sarah says:

    You idiots you get salmonella from CHICKEN not Salmon. Gawsh so that makes this dumb.

  21. lisabell says:

    At least this idiot won’t breed.

  22. Jadda says:

    Wow…Salmonella…

    Hope I won’t get “beefanella” or “chickenella.” That’d be bad, you know?

    XD

  23. Salt says:

    OMG FAIL!

  24. Fire-glass Dragon says:

    @Sarah: You’re an idiot. You CAN get salmonella from salmon. As it was said, you can contract the disease by eating anything contaminated with feces.

    While you CAN get said disease from salmon, the risk of being infected with it is not very high – seeing as most people are smart enough to fully cook their meats/poultry/fish.

    Half or undercooked meat, unclean vegtables, and raw eggs are the largest and most common forms of salmonella infectors.

  25. alina says:

    *Facepalm*

  26. Osk33t says:

    HE’S RIGHT THOUGH LMAO!! JK JK THAT’S HILARIOUS

  27. somonwolvos says:

    Welcome to facebook,the world of idiots.

  28. Thalia says:

    Twenty dollars well spent.

  29. kkatz says:

    Wow……There are alot of dumbasses out there. =/

  30. Vast blog, not later than lover that wrote so often. The power factor that writes to-date poop :)


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