It’s mixed with dead tissue, so… yeah. It’s dead. Besides, blood is made of cells and plasma, both of which can die. And your claim is based on what facts? Who’s the fool now?
Ok, I’ve studied Biology and physiology, I’m a girl. Just wanna get some facts straight. When a girl has her period, it’s shedding the endometrium (uterus lining) that has built up during the month to prepare for possible pregnancy. Once ovulation occurs (egg released), but no fertilisation occurs, the endometrium is shed. The endometrium becomes very vascular while it is built up, ie more blood vessels have been formed. That’s why it’s all bloody. But really, even if it looks like heaps, girls only shed about 20mL of blood.
Dude. Grow up. No one likes a sexist. You’ll believe me when you’re 40 and lonely so next time you think you’ll make people laugh with your lame comment, just shut it.
period blood is dirty blood… used blood come on yall… yes it would be easier for edward to just like it all up with out having to bite her… but if it were me i would totally pass on that one.. it smells worse than blood that comes from a cut… sick lol
Uh, wouldn’t that be really awkward and completely gross? And she might have a small flow, therefore leaving Edward hungry for more and he’d have to drink all her normal blood too.
Please, can we make this about funny things real people do? Too many of these sites have the potential to be cool, but are ruined by crappy pop-culture references (as fml has been ruined by Harry Potter).
thanks!
I don’t find that funny………. In all honesty Edward is a fairy, he sparkles and fairy’s don’t drink blood, if you wish to know, period blood merely tastes a little more metallic then regular blood.
Umm… most girls(MOST) in America are feminists. NORMAL feminists. You know… the ones who believe in equal rights for women….? So, you mean die-hard feminists or the normal, everyday equal-rights for all feminists? … Now, the feminists that do everything in their power to denounce men and all that trash and trying to gain superiority over men, they just need to go the f-ck away and rot….
Thanks to people like you, the internet is ridden with countless sexist/racist/homphobic etc etc remarks every day. For your information, females don’t “only” get the backbone to say what they feel when its “that time of the month”. And don’t say that i’m PMSing too, because i’m a guy. Who clearly has a greater sense of morals than you.
i fink that if u add the comments and the actual piece 2gether it wuld make a masterpiece u guys should all do a comedy channel but the whole drinking period blood thing is a little weird lol x
J: “Where’s Bella?” E: “She got her period”. This bit doesn’t make sense! Does she not go out when she’s ‘on’? Is that because of some religious thing? Or what?
It’s not a relious thing its the fact that is it would be very akward. Think about it if you were a vampire dude and your GF was having her period….. like i said akward
Edward can barely control himself when her blood is contained inside her body. So when it is flowing freely from her crotch, i’m sure they prefer to stay away from each other.
what the fuck?
who sits at a computer making up some internet life for some fictional characters!? and who actually finds it funny enough to post on a website!?
The bigger question is ‘who reads the fake internet life of fictional characters posted on a website and doesnt find it funny so therefore posts at pointless comment and calls the creates of the funny post sad?’ oh…i feel like that question has been answered somehow (someone is PMSing).
You must take into account though, Meyers’ vampires are not counted among the undead. In fact, they’re really just mutated, cannibalistic and long-lived humans suffering from double-cases of trisomy. How they don’t suffer from Down Syndrome is a mystery.
Dracula walks into a bar and asks for a cup of hot water. He pulls out a tampon and submerges it in the cup. When the bartender asks what he’s doing, he says “Making tea.”
eh, enjoying your sick little topic, *cringe* i am a girl and i think i would kick the s**t out of any guy drinking bloody lineing, its wrong and edward cullen <3 sparkles becoz awsome vampires do
hm…. I always wondered what happened when she got her period… now it all makes sense… BTW to all you guys out there NEVER EVER tell ANYONE that your gf is on her period!!! SHE WILL KILL YOU!!!
I think we should all realize that Bella’s not that emotional… she’s just an empty husk of a person. I don’t even think she classifies as a person to be honest.
wouldn’t edward have more to do when bella’s having her period? :s
e.g… suck her blood.
Smooth, Spoon. Smooth.
Umm….its her period…not blood moron
AHAHAHA, period is blood too, moron.
Dead blood.
dead or not, it’s still blood. MORONS
Blood doesn’t ‘die’, fool.
It’s mixed with dead tissue, so… yeah. It’s dead. Besides, blood is made of cells and plasma, both of which can die. And your claim is based on what facts? Who’s the fool now?
By the way, Google is your friend.
LMAO. That made my day. xD
I love you. You are win.
uhh who real cares if blood can die or not any way it is just blood kk pplz
The most of the fluid(endometrium) isn’t even blood. And they bleed from their uterus.
Smartass.
Lol, this reply chain could almost be put on Failblog.
Hell yeah. I’d suck her period blood any day. Hey Dracula, up for dinner tonight?
Anne Rice already went there.
U R DUMB! NOOBS!
you are really dumb. Fo’ real.
Ok, I’ve studied Biology and physiology, I’m a girl. Just wanna get some facts straight. When a girl has her period, it’s shedding the endometrium (uterus lining) that has built up during the month to prepare for possible pregnancy. Once ovulation occurs (egg released), but no fertilisation occurs, the endometrium is shed. The endometrium becomes very vascular while it is built up, ie more blood vessels have been formed. That’s why it’s all bloody. But really, even if it looks like heaps, girls only shed about 20mL of blood.
You go, girl.
way to go teesh!
EEHHH THAT SOUNDS PRETTY DISGUSTING TEEESH !!!;) XD
IT ISN’T BUT YOU MAKE IT SOUND LIKE IT
YOU HAVE NO IDEA!!!!!! (i’m a girl)
No. Idea. Whatsoever.
Too long dint read. All i gleaned was NO SEX.
And we don’t care that your mother never breast fed you as a baby.
Jack ass.
Wikipedia rules.
HAHAHAAAAAA
20ml or 2 billion liters it’s still blood which I think is the only thing they cared about they freaked out about one drop in the commercial
Misogyny doesn’t equal maculinity. It equals a life spent alone. Just hope you know that.
This comment is just full of WIN! U can haz all the internetz!
THAT IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVAR HEARD! *dies laughing*
*high fives*
You’re pretty much the biggest douche ever!
Dude. Grow up. No one likes a sexist. You’ll believe me when you’re 40 and lonely so next time you think you’ll make people laugh with your lame comment, just shut it.
SANDVICH
OHMNOMNOMNOMNOM
Quit trollin b*tch and go ride yourself (what you do when you’re not trollin). Oh yeh and that comment is why you’ll never get laid.
We were just talking about that in school
and believe me in the exam i was 100/100
<–
Actually it’s more like “Closed for thorough cleanup due to self-destruction of walls”.
oh gad…
Wowwwww. You’re dumb. Period is blood. XDDDD
Your poo is covered in dead blood too.
How did you manage to find the internet if you didn’t know a girl’s period is her BLEEDING??
good point
u know i always wondered about her period… why doesn’t he just use it to his favor?!! lol
period blood is dirty blood… used blood come on yall… yes it would be easier for edward to just like it all up with out having to bite her… but if it were me i would totally pass on that one.. it smells worse than blood that comes from a cut… sick lol
random statement coming up, but im thinking ur name is from the darren shan novels?
Uh, wouldn’t that be really awkward and completely gross? And she might have a small flow, therefore leaving Edward hungry for more and he’d have to drink all her normal blood too.
Not even vampires want period blood.
You sure? Watch “Razor Blade Smile” and tell everyone if you still think the same way afterward.
or watch “teeth” just check the trailer out if ur reading this trust me ull lol
Oh god, not that movie! *Cowers in corner*
Periods aren’t just blood… doubt ANY man is down for sucking on some bloodied uterus lining….
Yeah but let’s face it, Edward isn’t really much of a man.
@Inigo Montoya FTW…
Actually you’d be wrong. And there are plenty of ladies that like it a lot more too. I, for one, will not be doing that.
It takes a man to sail the bloody seas, but it takes a hero to drink from them.
touche
did you make this up or quote it from somewhere? Brilliant!
ROFLMAO… vampire comment win.
thats so darn gross
..When the rivers red, take the dirt path instead…
Mmmmm just lovely you guys!
Is it just me, or was this really not funny?
I don’t like Twilight, but whoever created this obviously has less of a life than the people who read it.
Yes, it’s just you.
No, it’s not. But I AM a Twi-hard, so that prolly has something to do with it.
a WHAT?! HAHA WHAT A DUMB NAME
Hey Hey – send me a link to original and we’ll give a link!
same here
AHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAH
Please, can we make this about funny things real people do? Too many of these sites have the potential to be cool, but are ruined by crappy pop-culture references (as fml has been ruined by Harry Potter).
thanks!
You do realize that you are in the fictional facebook fun section right?
Fail….
Time for Edward to get his red wings
Trolled hard. I lol’ed.
HAHA I LOVE that one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
do vampires like period blood?
I laughed out loud. Three times.
I don’t find that funny………. In all honesty Edward is a fairy, he sparkles and fairy’s don’t drink blood, if you wish to know, period blood merely tastes a little more metallic then regular blood.
How the hell would you know this…wait i dont want to know…
LMFAOOO
Its bad when the girls of twilight have more balls than the dudes, but very funny.
these comments are funnier than the thing there attached to XD
So agree with you.
The “F YOUR LIFE” really made it.
Wow *claps* i wish i could rate up to 100
Lestat likes period blood. Now he’s a real vampire.
PERIOD CUP!!!!
So funny! That vid made me laugh so hard!
Besides Edward stole Mr. Bingly’s hair and that is SO uncool.
lol’d so hard my laptop dropped on the floor. oh shite.
No man sucks period blood. Period.
Sadly, yes there are men who like period blood.
dude im a girl and thats sexist
Aww poor feminist
I’m a feminist and this is hi-fucking-larious
Femic*nts should be shot. We have enough of them in Washington and they all need to be sucking the lead out of a loaded shotgun…
that would taste just as bad as sucking period blood.
Umm… most girls(MOST) in America are feminists. NORMAL feminists. You know… the ones who believe in equal rights for women….? So, you mean die-hard feminists or the normal, everyday equal-rights for all feminists? … Now, the feminists that do everything in their power to denounce men and all that trash and trying to gain superiority over men, they just need to go the f-ck away and rot….
I lmao’d so hard i nearly choked. LOL go bella
REALLY? THIS is what makes you laugh?
Yes, It does.
Damn I’d love to meet Bella. Wonder how long she’s been wanting to say THAT? Nothing like a woman with a wicked sense of humor.
lmao omg maybe if she’d REALLY said something like that she wouldn’t have had to wait so damn long to get him in bed
She’s probabbly just PMSing.
Thanks to people like you, the internet is ridden with countless sexist/racist/homphobic etc etc remarks every day. For your information, females don’t “only” get the backbone to say what they feel when its “that time of the month”. And don’t say that i’m PMSing too, because i’m a guy. Who clearly has a greater sense of morals than you.
to ‘SIGH’.
THANK YOU!
We’re all tired of INSECURE, UNEDUCATED males who have nothing better to say than ‘she’s PMSing’.
already been said in these comments, we’re on a facebook mocking fun site. if you dont like it gtfo
How about the INSECURE, CRYBABY women who use their “PMS” as an excuse for everything?
thank you, (claps loudly)
If she was “just PMSing” that would be *pre*-menstruating, wouldn’t it? As in *before* the period… Quick, Google, you can work it out.
one question though was Emmit talking to Edward or Bella when he said “F your Life?” and one lats comment, sad thing is Bella’s right XD
It would have been funnier I think if Jacob had said that. lol.
I see that being a girl hasn’t kept you from being a misogynist. Good job.
Way to ask a girl if she’s on her period cutesy of Weeds: Are you attracting lesbian vampires?
I enjoyed the comments part of this page more than the actual facebook thing.
ME TOO!
The spoof was pretty LAME.
It’s obvious that the guys around here don’t know enough about females.
Thanks to a few of you girls for explaining it to them. At there was some education for the day.
*AT LEAST…….”
Think of it this way: period blood to vampires is probably like spoiled milk to us. :]
lol!
i fink that if u add the comments and the actual piece 2gether it wuld make a masterpiece
u guys should all do a comedy channel 
but the whole drinking period blood thing is a little weird lol x
J: “Where’s Bella?” E: “She got her period”. This bit doesn’t make sense! Does she not go out when she’s ‘on’? Is that because of some religious thing? Or what?
It’s not a relious thing its the fact that is it would be very akward. Think about it if you were a vampire dude and your GF was having her period….. like i said akward
OMG r u serious? WTF kinda dummie are you??
Edward can barely control himself when her blood is contained inside her body. So when it is flowing freely from her crotch, i’m sure they prefer to stay away from each other.
LOL YOUR A FAIRY EDWARD NOT A VAMPIRE.
omfg this stuff was funner then the shit it’s linked to but the period thing is a bit weird lol….
this came from a freaking fanfiction i read! LAME
… its still hilarious though…
He just got told.
Jasper, Emmett and Edward live in the same house. WHY are they facebooking?
Same reason my mom, brother and his girlfriend (who lives here) communicate through IMs rather than actually getting up. … getting up is effort.
/Lazy American Attitude
=D
what the fuck?
who sits at a computer making up some internet life for some fictional characters!? and who actually finds it funny enough to post on a website!?
sad…
The bigger question is ‘who reads the fake internet life of fictional characters posted on a website and doesnt find it funny so therefore posts at pointless comment and calls the creates of the funny post sad?’ oh…i feel like that question has been answered somehow (someone is PMSing).
you read it.
You must take into account though, Meyers’ vampires are not counted among the undead. In fact, they’re really just mutated, cannibalistic and long-lived humans suffering from double-cases of trisomy. How they don’t suffer from Down Syndrome is a mystery.
Edward and Bella are fictional characters. Chill everyone, its a joke.
Well done Anon. Well done.
Sorry To Tell You,
But That “Comedy” Was Amature, Dude.
beLLa iS a vaMp, isN’t sHe?
hoW caN sHe haS heR peRioD then?
(reMeMbeR thaT vaMpS can’T haVe cHaNgeS oN tHeiR boDy)
Why the f**k do you type like that? Also, no, Bella doesn’t become a vampire until the last book, right after she has her child Renesmee or whatever.
F**k it’s so sad that I know that. -__-
Bella isnt a Vampire until Breaking Dawn, if you havnt read it….Im not telling you why..
3 guys 1 hammer is blood, period or not,if its got a pulse im on it like a rat up a drainage pipe
The comments are funnier than the actual picture!
This is made of win. =]
Bella needs to lock up her tampons!!!
does anyone have their profile links? i would kill for them.
So what we’re saying is… Edward the vampire should not drink blood…periodically?
Just sayin’.
Dracula walks into a bar and asks for a cup of hot water. He pulls out a tampon and submerges it in the cup. When the bartender asks what he’s doing, he says “Making tea.”
Dracula is a proper vampire. He’d probably get the blood from the bartender, FOO’.
eh, enjoying your sick little topic, *cringe* i am a girl and i think i would kick the s**t out of any guy drinking bloody lineing, its wrong and edward cullen <3 sparkles becoz awsome vampires do
Awesome
Now means idiotic/emo/douchebag
hm…. I always wondered what happened when she got her period… now it all makes sense… BTW to all you guys out there NEVER EVER tell ANYONE that your gf is on her period!!! SHE WILL KILL YOU!!!
Sux to be u edward
Biatch
At least I’m not a sparkly little *****************
Oops…..wrong thread
IMPOSTER^
Hah i Love it!
god i hate twilight
I gotta say, these comments are some of the funniest things I’ve seen all day. There should be a failbook failcomment section lmao!!!
/fap
GROSS
Wow To Many Comments
And S**T That Was Funny
I think we should all realize that Bella’s not that emotional… she’s just an empty husk of a person. I don’t even think she classifies as a person to be honest.
She has the personality of a pair of pants. Actually I think I have cooler pants.
She’s just a ginger in disguise.
Still a better love story than- Oh, wait.
This needs to happen in real life.