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  1. Spelunker says:

    Tampon? Looks more like a pee test.

  2. Buttcrack says:

    HAHA!!!!! Steve Jobs PWNED!!!!!!

  3. Crystallia says:

    Seriously? That’s like saying Stephen King is a bad author just because he’s “ugly.”

    Doesn’t matter what something looks like, as long as its good at doing what it does.

    Unlike WIndows; nothing but eye candy shiny graphics, yet you have to reinstall if it gets 1 bad virus.

    • srsmoonlight says:

      Ahaha, funny thing is, I’ve been using Windows as like as I can remember and I’ve never gotten a “bad virus”.

    • Lynne says:

      My laptop has had two viruses since I got it a year and a half ago, and that’s with downloading 50 million things, surfing 50 million sites, and generally having a good, worry-free time. :P

      My eye candy beats your tampon.

    • Jon says:

      Wow … if macs are really so superior – why did you get instant internet butt-hurt over this post?

      I lol’ed. If you didn’t, get off my internets.

      • Last time i checked Apple were the ones who are trying to appeal to 12 year old girls with their shiny slimline notebooks… Windows has always been about performance over interface, i dont know who you have been talking to…

        Now that i think about it, maybe they are trying to appeal to 12 year old girls with the new iPod?
        LEGENDARY picture though, i lol’d so hard!

        • windows sucks c*ck says:

          first of all if windows can slob on my knob, and if windows is so great how are they always copying off of mac? thats all that windows 7 is, except it has a start menu. and if their all about performance how can mac: edit videos better, record and edit audio, make decent spread sheets, always have a built in webcam better than the ones you buy for a windows computer?
          if you wanted to do some of that stuff for a windows then you would have to go out and buy five hundred dollar software. but with mac its all built in.

          • YouFail says:

            edit videos better, record and edit audio, make decent spread sheets,
            So those three things that Windows can do better, makes the Mac better? That makes sense.

          • armedwaffles says:

            what’s the most used mac application? “microsoft word” enuff said

            • TiltedSideways says:

              I was using Word, Excel and Powerpoint 1.0 on a Mac, years before Windows 1.0 was released. Microsoft was selling Macintosh applications back when PC users called the Mac a toy, mocking mouse and graphical user interface.

          • Mac has a small penis. says:

            You forgot, Macs are over $2,000. Systems with windows included cost maybe $500 unless you want a really powerful system (but you can get pretty good ones for $500)

            PC with Windows 7: $500
            All the things “windows sucks c*ck” mentioned: $500
            Total price: $1,000
            The look on that Mac fanboy’s face: Priceless

          • Rutnemmy says:

            Do macs have moving backrounds?? I DON’T THINK SO!!!! Suck my slab.

          • Billy Mays says:

            I’ve got a PC running a 6 core 2.8mhz processor, dual 1gig GeForce graphics cards, 6 gigs of ram, and running windows 7. It rapes every Mac I’ve ever seen anyone used, and it only cost me $1k to build.

            • MrHaxx1 says:

              6 core 2.8 mhz? You even know how much you just failed?
              I hate to be on the Mac side, but they have an dual-Intel Xeon CPU :/
              overpriced as hell, though. Just like all other Apple things.

              And i could get a better build for less price. but yeah, i don’t know your exact specs though..

          • exon says:

            Are you talking about Mac as software or hardware? if hardware, you can’t compare it to a “Windows computer”, because Microsoft doesn’t decide what the computers they license their OS to runs on. As for software, there is no difference, you can get the same software (or equivalent) for both windows and mac.
            “if you wanted to do some of that stuff for a windows then you would have to go out and buy five hundred dollar software. but with mac its all built in.” – uh, it’s “built in”, because it’s included in the price :P
            final note – Windows 7 is nowhere close to Mac, in any way, shape or form. Mac is UNIX-based, whereas Win7 is independent, made from scratch. Get your facts right.

            • Gates is a fraud says:

              Lemme stop you at windows is made from scratch. Windows is built up from DOS. In fact, early versions of windows are just a few windows and a pointer running over top of a DOS prompt. But Gates didn’t make DOS, oh no. HE BOUGHT IT. So basically, all he did was write the GUI and a very little bit to add to DOS (which still has many errors).

              Screw windows. GET A MAC. And if youre gonna be a little b*tch about the price, then build a hackintosh like every other cry baby.

    • Philip says:

      Stephen King’s writing skills are not dependent on how he looks, the marketability of a product is. Things have different standards, you know. Your comparison is as useless as saying that saying a physicist is bad because he can’t do mathematics is like saying a producer can’t write because he doesn’t know Arabic.

      They’re apples and oranges, except that the apple is used to feed pigs and the orange as appeal for a commercial about orange juice. You need entirely different standards. And in this case, “Bill Gates” is right. And I’m typing this while on a mac. Recharging my iPod.

      Also, did anyone notice the “Bill Gates just bought Azerbeijan” at the top of the screen?

    • pwnyou says:

      Mac’s graphics are actually much sleeker, the menus are more interesting, and it looks better, but it’s confusing as fuck. Get your facts straight, moron.

    • Prime says:

      Retard. Macs are the ones that are normally considered eye candy. and macs have NO security. you get one MILD virus and your computer gets raped, and dont bull s**t me with “macs dont get viruses” because they do.

    • Sabbath says:

      just puttin it out there.. i bought a G5 when they were new coz i was sellin em and wanted to know what i was talking bout.

      hated it so much i gave it away a week later to a friend.

      she gave it back 3 weeks later coz it bluescreened.

      macs superior? no. macs amusing? yes, in the way a drunk baby with turrets (sp?) is.

  4. mjc says:

    Steve Jobs has been thoroughly owned.

  5. iTravelAlert says:

    LOL, looks like a tampon…That’s an iPod FAIL!

  6. Sonictoast says:

    Its fun to see inventors or whatever argue

    • ale says:

      these are obviously not the real inventors. if you look below Gate’s picture, it says ” Steve, I’m better than you and I have 40 billion reasons why”. If that was the real Bill, his reputation would go way down. Plus, instead of Facebook, it says Failbook.

  7. Michael says:

    you can see that it is fake…”bill gates” is logged in on the top right

    • ? says:

      Ok I don’t understand.

    • Jeff says:

      You fail dude. Jobs left a wall comment/post on Gates’ wall. Dumbass.

      • Sailor_sega says:

        How does the iPod shuffle look like a tampon? Could someone explain this?

      • ale says:

        YOU’re the failure, dumbass. Jobs cannot leave a wall post on Gate’s wall. It’s unprofessional. Look below all the links below the picture. And look where it should say ”Facebook”, it says ”Failbook”. This is fake as your mom’s boobs, f**kface.

  8. Muffin says:

    No shit Michael… Really? It’s a fake? *slaps forhead*

  9. Ross says:

    I like how there are so many “dislikes”. It’s funny that people saw this and got upset.

    “GRRRRR, how dare you make fun of the Mac!!”

  10. Alex says:

    I lol’d, Steve Wozniak liked the comment.

  11. Sonictoast says:

    Micheal, I know that is a fake…too easy to not know

  12. LN says:

    Mac sucks. I left my old iPod that didn’t look like a tampon alone for a while and it ripped my off by deleting all my songs…
    Some may argue that Macs don’t get as many viruses as PCs, which is true. Why? Because there aren’t as many people using Macs as there are PCs. Why? Because Mac software is the worst.
    Mac gives people what they “want” which is shiny, thin, and sometimes ugly-looking computers…While PC gives people what they need, with much more options and flexibility.
    Plus, HPs in particular have great value, while Macs always fall flat. This is why when I recently went to Best Buy, the Mac area had six computers out and it was deserted. Over on the other side, the computers with the Microsoft software had about 40 computers out and was crowded with people ooohing and awwing…
    So you decide….Lots of money for a bad Mac or little money for a great, reliable PC?
    ~LN

    • windows still sucks says:

      you are the biggest dumbass alive. macs don’t get ANY viruses, and they don’t crash, and if microsoft is better than apple the world might as well end today. and if your basing all your claims for apple on one ipod then your really a dumbass. my family used windows untill last year and we got a mac after my cousin got one and its better than any of the s**t that a windows OS could ever have.

      • Orly says:

        Apparently your mac spelling and grammar correction software doesn’t work though. Seems none of the mac supporters commenting here have discovered how to turn that function /on.
        I’m just sayin’.

      • leithold says:

        “macs don’t get ANY viruses, and they don’t crash”

        really? i mean like, really? never? ever?

        another thing to consider: Macs cost a whole lot more than PCs with the same specs. What does that tell you? you are paying way more than you are getting. if you want to be a show off, sure go mac. want to be smart? go PC.

        • Alley Cat says:

          Actually, Macs have better built in specs than any PC. You go on any site and mod out a PC until its specs match a Mac’s, you end up paying more. I was using an HP before, but it crashed and I ended up getting a Mac, and now there is not a hope in hell that I would go back. And yes, they never get viruses. Oh, wait, sorry, they do get viruses through macros that were designed for Windows. So as long as you stick with Mac all the way, you’ll be good. Plus, I’ve never had my Mac crash. I can’t say that for my old PC. That’s not saying it never happens. That’s just saying it doesn’t happen often.

      • Maggie Thatcher says:

        You obviously haven’t used one then. I have an imac. One of the last-gen 3.06 c2ds. It crashes periodically when doing anything remotely processing-intensive and so much of what actually goes on in the OS is hidden that it’s just a pain to use. Full of fail really. I’ve grown to hate that stupid scrolling wheel that I want to punch a hole in my mac every time it comes up.

        On the other hand, this pic is full of win.

      • Aaron says:

        Macs don’t crash?
        Learn a little bit about computers. Operating systems are written by PEOPLE. PEOPLE make MISTAKES. Mistakes equal bugs, bugs equal errors. Errors can, and do, equal crashes.
        Furthermore, something as simple as failing hardware due to age can cause a crash.

        Think before you shoot your mouth off.

        Macs don’t get viruses? Nobody has bothered to write much malware for Macs yet. However, if idiot fanboys like yourself keep shooting their mouths off, that won’t continue for too long. So, how about you just keep that fact a secret? Keep it quiet, and avoid some idiot malware coder who wants society to pay (because mommy wouldn’t let him have ice cream for breakfast. call the waaaaaahmbulance!) getting the idea to change that.

        Now, I’ll speak my piece. I’ve used Mac. I HATED Mac. I don’t have the money for a Mac anyway. I have HATED Windows for a long time, yet still have reasons why I must use it.

        However… Linux doesn’t suck balls, and I can VM both Apple and Microsoft’s craptastic operating systems on Linux… Without paying ANY money for my operating system…

        That said, Unix pwns all.

        • madli says:

          mte, mate, mte. once you’ve started using linux, you just wonder why you even bothered with anything else.
          that said i respect some aspects of both os x and windows (xp only, obv), but arch will always be the love of my life;)

          all-in-all it is a funny fb joke:D

      • MrHaxx1 says:

        ARE YOU F**KIN’ KIDDING ME? You MUST be a troll. Or you’re the biggest retard alive.
        Ofcourse they crash, plenty of people have experienced crashes on Macs.
        And ofcourse they don’t have viruses, cause why would any hacker bother to make viruses to Macs, when they can make it for 89% of the worlds computers?

    • -_______- says:

      Ok..I think there are special stores for Apple Products.

      The rest showcase them or something.

  13. andrew says:

    I own one of those shuffles, and the sound quality is amazing, that being said,

    its a tampon!!

  14. andrew says:

    rong LN i own a macbook pro, and a mocbook, they dont get viruses because of the firewall, witch is literally 100 times more deffensive, and powerfull so viruses will never be a problem, microsoft makes money off the viruses and the software needed. my macs never have problems either. the macs are made for people who know what their doing and know what is good. AND THEY LOOK AMAZING

    • Az-real says:

      Apparently the awesome factor of your macbook pro and ‘mocbook’ can’t help you in the spelling department in the least though. Which doesn’t look anything close to amazing no matter what operating system you may run.
      Also, since when has Microsoft ever made money off of viruses and malware?
      I also feel compelled to mock your usage of the word ‘literally’ while comparing a firewall.

    • Jim says:

      Let me break this down for you Andrew.
      1) Learn to spell or at least use spell checker.
      2) Firewalls don’t prevent infections anti-viruses do. Firewalls prevent connections to the network (Internet/Local Network)
      3) It doesn’t matter what the operating system is if you don’t practice common sense and start doing things you shouldn’t you will fuck up your computer be it Windows, Mac, or Linux.

      If you wish to dispute my comments know that I used to fix computers for a living and I still fix the computers of friends and family.

      • leithold says:

        you tell ‘em jim

        • Mac says:

          I am from sweden, and i bought my first macbook 2,5 years ago. This is the best thing I have ever owned! I love it! The design is just amazing, and it is VERY fast! Before my macbook, I have been an owner of 3 different Windows PCs. Now I use these three PCs as bread board. If I try to start them up, I have to start them in the morning, and when I come home from work, they are finally ready to do a move. If you want to use a windows, you also have to take virus scanning every week. And you have to pay for it.

          So actually, if you will have a windows more than two years, the cost you pay to protect your computer against virus plus the prize if the computer will be the same as a Mac. SO, why dont just buy a mac?

          And you look MUCH cooler with a mac! And also get an iPhone! A mac and an iPhone works SO GOOD together. They synchronize in a way that makes your daily life much more easier.

          If ypu go mac, you never go back. I dont think it exist a human that went from windows to mac. hehe.

          incidentally, the picture was VERY cool! Loved it ;) And that Steve Wozniak liked the comment, HAHAHA!

  15. Larry says:

    “Some may argue that Macs don’t get as many viruses as PCs, which is true. Why? Because there aren’t as many people using Macs as there are PCs”

    BS! Mac OS 9 owned not even a quater of what Mac OS X owns (which is 39% now) and it had MORE viruses than windows, it’s not about who USE the system, it’s about the system itself.

    LN you PHAIL!

  16. Felicia says:

    “Bill and Ashton Kutcher are now friends” :)

  17. Steve says:

    As I Mac user, I felt obligated to dislike this. But I still love you Windows… You and Snow Leopard share my hard drive equally!

  18. RocketDog says:

    Ahhhh! Now it all makes sense!
    It was that last comment that drove Apple to release the iPad- for light days….

  19. McC says:

    So did you fool FAIL dumbass

  20. Steedy says:

    Gah some people take things WAY too seriously here.

  21. Abjathegreat says:

    I am shocked and amazed that no one has pointed out the ever awesome description, “Steve, I’m better than you and I have 40 billion reasons why.”
    That being said I lol’d hardcore, and burn in hell Macintosh.
    STFU to all those disputing me.

  22. Me says:

    As the iPod might look like a tampon….. Bill might try redesigning the Zune to look like a pad or maybe a condom OR even a douche it might sell more. That’s if Bill would even take the time to actually design anything and make it work properly before it was released.

    • Hitodama says:

      Me, are you implying that Bill Gates designed the Zune himself? He doesn’t even work at Microsoft anymore. He made a company, he’s not Tony Stark.

  23. Your mother says:

    Windows still runs videogames better. If mac could effectively play the latest games it coils be a lot better. Windows wins.

  24. Lalashat says:

    check aaaaaaand mate

  25. Liberal says:

    I consder myself to be an experienced user of both Windows/Microsoft and Mac, and I find it this way:
    * People who say Windows/Microsoft are better, have never really tried a Mac (by tried, I mean more than 24 hrs.)
    * People who say Mac are better have had a Microsoft/Windows computer before, but are often ignorant about the upsides with Microsoft/Windows.

    They both have their upsides and downsides, personally I prefer Mac. Except for gaming where I use Windows/Microsoft.

    • Sara says:

      I’ve spent hours upon hours on my mom’s Mac. Can’t make myself like it. I’ve tried. Hell, I’m the one who recommended it to her! Though I only did it because I knew she’d be a virus magnet. Windows is for me. On the other hand, I freakin love my iPod Touch, and have no desire for a Zune. So, I’m no fangirl either way. I look for what’s best for ME.

      • Bal says:

        Yes, Liberal’s comment, in my opinion, is probably the best among all these others who argue that Windows or Mac is better.

        I, personally, own a Windows laptop while my mom used a Mac, and from time to time I use hers to enjoy it’s benefits that Windows does not have, though when it comes to Gaming, even if I DID own a Mac, Windows would be my first choice. Both have their ups and downs, I prefer to make the most out of them.

  26. O. Source says:

    if there is only Ma¢ and M$ we would write letters today not emails.
    6 internet for the pinguin <3

  27. Bill Gates says:

    In japan only 3% of people who own computers use mac the other 97% of people use windows or linux.. i have an ipod but i use windows..windows gets more viruses but the interface is simpler and it gets the job done…and mac coming out with things like the ipad (big flipping ipods btw) is for more of people who like to have pointless apps i mean who the hell wants to pay for an app that plays a dog whistle when you could just go on the internet and get it for free.. people who buy mac don’t know how to spend money they just like it because it has more things than windows but 99% of them are useless

  28. anony says:

    Eff you all mac/windows lammers , install a free OS.

  29. M-K says:

    the best part?
    “bill and Ashton Kutcher are now friends”

  30. Grace says:

    Oh, btw everyone who likes to argue about whether it’s fake or not, Failbook is a website on which to post screenshots from facebook where people fail. Its by the same people who host Lolcats, Pundit Kitchen, failblog, etc. So scratch that off as a reason why it has to be fake. Srsly, guys. get with the lols

  31. Krzysztof says:

    LOL in my opinion the best part is the status. Just bought azerbaijan :)

  32. G says:

    i love Project Runway! :D

  33. Steve Jobs says:

    tool academy? – Bill ♡ Tim Allan

    Mac’s are gay :–

    only free OS is good OS 

  34. Pandamanta says:

    How do you do things like this? I dont believe Bill Gates and Steve Jobs actually said these things but facebook won’t let you make personal pages for famous people. Do they make groups so it looks like Gates/Jobs are talking?

  35. Steve Wozniak says:

    WELL DONE STEVEY YOU PWNT THAT

  36. FrumiousBandersnatch says:

    So, if I’ve unzerstood zis debate, Who makes ze better tampon? Mac or PC, and if I only insert MacTampons, I get lesser virus than inserting PCtampons? Non?

  37. turbocheesepants says:

    Same here. I hate Windows and its security and update issues

  38. miss h ate ur pet dinosaur says:

    y the hell r u advertising redtube? people who go on that site have no life and are pigs

  39. Windows>Mac says:

    “Steve Wozniak likes this.”
    Unlike MS Word, when I type this on my iPod, Wozniak dosen’t come up as misspelled. Apple, stop feeling sorry for yourself and be happy some idiots still use your crappy laptops.

  40. Laughing at everyone says:

    why is everyone fighting the picture was funny we all got a good laugh out of it but when people argue it makes both sides look bad

  41. red84 says:

    End of discussion:

    Explain that to be

  42. GAAAAAAH says:

    I don’t know much about computers, but I’ve had a computer with Windows and a Macbook, and the one I understand easily is the Mac one. Plus the Windows would get jammed maybe once day, a thing that happened with my mac a few times in the 4 years I’ve had it. That said, it IS friggin’ expensive. I don’t even want to think of how much a new charging cable cost…

  43. unkodave says:

    I see what you tried there.

  44. unkodave says:

    I see what you tried there.

  45. JSJ1221 - Ich bin ein Däne says:

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