i’m still yet to find a good facebook fail site. so far only a handfull of the posts on this site are actually funny and those ones were in emails that circulated months ago
i cant understand western cultures sometimes…i know they are the most improved countries in the world but HOW in the hells name they marry with girls like that..? even if that”jason”was a horse like u guys told…but sharing this on fb?? Western man left no honor to marry with girls like that??
Once you go black, you’ll have to get 13 stitches
ROFLMAO!!
Epic win.
from slippin of the lil wanka .lol
Did you notice how “Jason” is mysteriously absent from this thread? Jason is a wise man. A large, commanding, wise man.
She forgot she was on facebook? Also, how the hell to do you “split your vag” by sliding off a guy?
I know these don’t have to be real, but at least try to make it look believable, or at least funny.
what the hell? does jason have razor wire for pubes?
i’m still yet to find a good facebook fail site. so far only a handfull of the posts on this site are actually funny and those ones were in emails that circulated months ago
Maybe Jason is not human… could be an object she named Jason.
It’s probably just her horse.
wait yeah! i think this is a correct assumption. slipped off her horse and landed on..something.
Slipped off a horse named Jason. Fell on Jason, her boyfriend. Double trouble.
jason is obviously a toy.It was her “alone” time, yes?
That sounds right to me. Naming her favorite toy? I named my guitar… her name is Metal.
Well, depending on the toy, I could see how “Jason” could do some damage, I used to sell the toys, and believe me, some of them are pretty large.
If that’s true, then I find it odd both her and her friend are on a first-name basis with her ‘toy’
Hey girls name their toy just like guys name their junk cuz im not a fan of BOB i named mine TOM
I’d assume this is the “Jason” from the Friday the 13th series?
THAT would explain everything.
LOL good one.
Win.
Makes sense.
wtf =! how can she forget she’s on facebook. blah – she just likes the attention!!
yup, total attenion whore.
That just seems like it would hurt soooo bad!! Geez I don’t even like thinking about the horror of pain that would bring…
hey, this was on college humor first. did anyone not recognize it
I know her. She is a total whore. How she could split that canyon she calls a vag has me baffled.
HAHAHA!!! Send me her link
in that case, can you imagine what Jason c/would be like…
I wouldn’t want to bump into him in a dark alley…or anywhere, for that matter
LMAO
i want to know why its grandma that’s going to be telling people about her split vag..
Win!
Nothing about this makes sense. How can one status update have so many damn plot holes?
wtf thats still messed tell her to stay away from horses
Thanks, now I don’t want a pony anymore…
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i cant understand western cultures sometimes…i know they are the most improved countries in the world but HOW in the hells name they marry with girls like that..? even if that”jason”was a horse like u guys told…but sharing this on fb?? Western man left no honor to marry with girls like that??
lolumad?
no.
me neither