Even through the extensive amount of blurring to his avatar you can still easily tell that it could be nothing in the world butt the world famous Goatse.
It doesn’t matter if he blocks her or not, she’ll still end up seeing his foul posts eventually because he lives in her basement. They probably share the same computer.
Also, something tells me he doesn’t actually know what sex is if he thinks glue sticks are involved. (unless that was in reference to the actual size of his “peen.” Then I’m pretty sure hes exaggerating.)
if sex feels like gluestix ur doinitron
Even through the extensive amount of blurring to his avatar you can still easily tell that it could be nothing in the world butt the world famous Goatse.
Looks like three guys with their heads side-by-side to me.
check this sh!t out
no? yes?
Seriously, I want to know what’s wrong with this boy’s penis that will cause a female orifice to adhere to it.
And this children, is why the “list” function on your friends page should never be ignored.
“…get off my balls…”
Even his mom is stuck! x(
HAHAHAHAHA! Total win.
I swallowed my gum xD
“Mom, get off my balls.”
“Mom, get off my balls.”
A glue stick is what, 2.5″ long? He must be so proud.
“Mom, get off my balls” sounds exactly like something Cartman would say.
my mom did that once i blocked her too
hahaha. omg. “get off my balls” euw.
lol…?
Yeah, he has some growin’ up to do.
uhmmm… whats a peen?? lol
…oh I thought it said ‘Pen’
BILLY MAYS HERE
Thats why god gave us duck tape.
…
It doesn’t matter if he blocks her or not, she’ll still end up seeing his foul posts eventually because he lives in her basement. They probably share the same computer.
Also, something tells me he doesn’t actually know what sex is if he thinks glue sticks are involved. (unless that was in reference to the actual size of his “peen.” Then I’m pretty sure hes exaggerating.)
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What about now? :nyancat:
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