May. 16, 2012

May. 16, 2012

May. 16, 2012

It’s because it’s racist towards Native Americans, right? Ugh. Mark Zuckerberg is SO sensitive about First Nations issues.

May. 16, 2012

Who knows? If you do this for long enough, you just might find a new phone buddy BEFORE you find a serial murderer.

May. 16, 2012

What kind of horrible people would name their child “Karma’s a B*tch?”

LOL by: rubbertramp

May. 16, 2012

May. 16, 2012

I would’ve held out for sexual favors, but blackmail works, too.

LOL by: obehave_wan

May. 16, 2012

We’ve already made a movie out of his life, so why not give it the movie-musical treatment, too? Bonus points to whoever can name all the melodies!

May. 16, 2012

Every great bug-eating story deserves a sequel, particularly one with wrathful ghosts or vengeful brothers.

LOL by: batlrar

May. 16, 2012